Kevin is a legend. Let’s get that out of the way right now.
For those of you who are not caught up, he is a turkey who made a home in a King Soopers parking lot near C-470 and Quebec. He has his own Facebook page.
But, because of his sometimes aggressive behavior and the fact it’s not healthy for a wild animal to live off of French fries, he’s set to be relocated (after hunting season, of course) to a less urban location.
PREVIOUS KEVIN COVERAGE: Turkey that made home in parking lot being relocated (after hunting season)
It’s the end of an era, and Thursday, 9NEWS became aware of a video that personifies Kevin and the community that loved him courtesy Jody Kroonenberg Czilinger.
Watch the video above. Turn on your sound – the narration is the best part.
Don’t believe us? Here’s a transcript:
“I’m starting to think Kevin is on a suicide mission. I’m concerned.”
“I’ve seen him walking in front of so many cars.”
“One of these days Kevin, your luck is gonna run out, my friend.”
“Geez. He’s holdin’ up traffic! Look it, he follows and chases these cars!”
“Kevin! Your life matters! Get out of the street!”
“He goes right up in front of these cars.”
“Don’t do it, Kevin! Don’t do it! Don’t do it! It’s not Thanksgiving yet!”
“That person’s just gonna … [laughter as man shoos Kevin away, even though Kevin don’t give a crap]”
“Oh Kevin! How often do you see a wild turkey in your local grocery store parking lot?”
“Kevin! Please Kevin! [“Baby I’m worth it!” begins to play]”
“Oh gosh! Oh gosh! Oh gosh! Oh gosh! Kevin don’t do it! KEVIN!”
“Oh God, where did he go? Did he jump on the side of this guy’s car?!”
“He’s chasing him! Oh my goodness! Kevin!”