The otherwise lovely pinky-red strapless confection from Dior Haute Couture had a bodice that looked inspired by a '50s bullet bra - without the perkiness. The extra fabric across the bust drooped dourly. The resulting effect? A set of, well, not-so-golden globes.
Lawrence is the latest face of the label's Miss Dior bags, but she seemed slightly clueless about the origins of her gown. "I don't really know what 'haute' means," the nominee told Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet.
UPDATE: Maybe she got wind of the bad bust buzz: As the ceremony started, the camera zoomed in on her - covered up in a what looks like a men's gray suit jacket.
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