Mocking all the best of the rumors that have been written about her, Aniston plays it up in a new commercial for Smartwater, posted on YouTube today, with the note:
EXCLUSIVE: "stolen" security camera footage from jennifer aniston's house reveals that all the rumors - the babies, the work out routine, everything - are all as ... ridiculous as you thought. come on people, it's pure fiction (from smartwater, the makers of real hydration)
Ryan Seacrest introduces the fake news report, which consists of stolen home security footage and reveals all the star's secrets.
"How are my little triplets doing? You must be so thirsty," says Aniston, as she rubs her all-too-realistic-looking baby bump.
At the end, the Smartwater tagline flashes on screen: "Even more refreshing than the truth."
By Ann Oldenburg, USA TODAY
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