USA TODAY - The Supreme Court is back, and they've got a couple of divisive issues on the docket.
According to one comedian, that's a good thing. It seemed like, with all the problems the U.S. is having lately, we were in danger of becoming too unified.
One of the more bizarre cases: A woman spread poisonous chemical weapons on the mailbox and doorknob of her significant other's mistress.
Take a look at what another comedian thinks of the Supreme Court taking this on as a states' rights issue.
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