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Woman unintentionally becomes Broncos' biggest fan after a few drinks at a live auction

Do not drink and bid.
Photos courtesy Juliana Laitos

There are a few cardinal rules of alcohol.

Number 1: You do not get behind the wheel after drinking.

Number 2: Don’t go to Taco Bell. You’ll wake next to some Cheesy Gordita Crunch wrappers and feel a truckload of shame.

2A: But, part of you will be really happy you had the Taco Bell.

Number 3: Set your spending limits early because…

This is your wallet.


And this is your wallet on booze.


Juliana Laitos, in Denver, forgot to remember rule No. 3 over the weekend.

Laitos was at a live auction at the McNichols Center, to raise money for a local elementary school. Since it was a Friday evening, she decided to enjoy herself.

One thing led to another, and Laitos ended up bidding $890 on various items, including professional pet portraits, a vacation to Colorado Springs and an authentic Broncos football, signed by the 2017 team.

Photos courtesy Juliana Laitos

Bids for the football started around $100, but the numbers kept going up because of the competition.

"There was an aggressive woman bidder who kept outbidding me, and I was like, ‘Lady, I’m going to beat you,'" Laitos said.

Eventually, she got up to $675 for the ball, and it was SOLD! It didn't take long for Laitos to second-guess this decision.

Photos courtesy Juliana Laitos

"Oh, no. My husband is going to kill me," she remembers thinking.

So, she attempted to sell the thing on the NextDoor app, saying:

"Seeing as how I don't even have kids attending said elementary school, or in general, and no one in my household is a football aficionado, an autographed football makes about as much sense as a giant squid playing the piano."

No one has made any gangbuster offers... yet. It will sit on the mantle for now, but she says she's also open to looking for other school auctions she can donate it to.

In the meantime, Laitos has some free advice:

"Do not ever allow yourself to become tipsy prior to the commencement of a live auction. When you allow yourself to become intoxicated before a live auction, you run the risk of becoming blinded by your competitive spirit and also you very well may bid on something you have zero interest in when you are sober."

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