CHEYENNE, Wyo. — It’s the 9NEWS ode to how funny the Cheyenne Police Department is on Facebook Part IV, y’all.
It’s been a while – more than a year, in fact – since this intrepid journalist did a “beat check” and scrolled through their Facebook feed. But, in honor of the last season of “Games of Thrones,” it’s time that we once again honor the social media Kings of the North – especially because they might march toward King’s Landing — err, Denver — one day.
You can read our previous coverage here, if you need some levity:
“What did I just watch?”
That’s a direct quote from 9NEWS Digital Content Director Misty Montano upon receiving this link. Get ready for 10 seconds of utter delight. WATCH THIS VERY GOOD BOY LICK HIS LIPS. You’re going to be such a good cop, Povel!
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This post warrants inclusion simply for getting straight to the point: “We like to shoplift felony amounts of merchandise at Menards.”
Frankly this post works best if you read it to the tune of the theme song:
See a post of the cigarette-toting suspect and her blurred out baby below:
As someone who has made many a typo on the 9NEWS Facebook page (hey-oh) I can’t judge. But with that being said, they get 10/10 for the recovery.
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Well, the answer appears to be: a lot …
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Walk the plank, good sir!
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But legit: By April 12, we were sick of all that snow in Denver too.
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Look, I know it was as slick as a DC Politician on this particular occasion, but when is “firefighters on grease” day and can I go?
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Pro tip: K9 Tyler will found your illegal narcotics in your headlights.
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Honestly, this post is becoming an ode to the Cheyenne Police Department’s K9 Tyler, who unlike Ghost, better not ever be abandoned.
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BUT CAN SHE?!
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The couple who talks about parking together, stays together.
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Seriously though, criminals: get approval from cops first.
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I’d love to know what they said on their Bumble profiles!
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Thanks for some much-needed levity, Cheyenne police!
Until next time …
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