CHEYENNE, Wyo. — It’s the 9NEWS ode to how funny the Cheyenne Police Department is on Facebook Part IV, y’all.

It’s been a while – more than a year, in fact – since this intrepid journalist did a “beat check” and scrolled through their Facebook feed. But, in honor of the last season of “Games of Thrones,” it’s time that we once again honor the social media Kings of the North – especially because they might march toward King’s Landing — err, Denver — one day.

You can read our previous coverage here, if you need some levity: 

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This very good boy learning to be Spiderman 

“What did I just watch?”

That’s a direct quote from 9NEWS Digital Content Director Misty Montano upon receiving this link. Get ready for 10 seconds of utter delight. WATCH THIS VERY GOOD BOY LICK HIS LIPS. You’re going to be such a good cop, Povel!

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A baby in one hand, a cigarette in another 

This post warrants inclusion simply for getting straight to the point: “We like to shoplift felony amounts of merchandise at Menards.”

Frankly this post works best if you read it to the tune of the theme song:

See a post of the cigarette-toting suspect and her blurred out baby below:

A typo for their foreign guests 

As someone who has made many a typo on the 9NEWS Facebook page (hey-oh) I can’t judge. But with that being said, they get 10/10 for the recovery.

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How many cops does it take to change a tire? 

Well, the answer appears to be: a lot …

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A porch pirate with an affinity for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu 

Walk the plank, good sir!

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YOUR VIRAL MARKETING WON’T FOOL US, HBO!!!!! 

But legit: By April 12, we were sick of all that snow in Denver too.

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Firefighters on Grease Day 

Look, I know it was as slick as a DC Politician on this particular occasion, but when is “firefighters on grease” day and can I go?

If only this weren’t an April Fool’s joke …

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ANOTHER GOOD DOG FOUND A GREAT TOY! 

Pro tip: K9 Tyler will found your illegal narcotics in your headlights.

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Everyone needs cardio, ok? 

Honestly, this post is becoming an ode to the Cheyenne Police Department’s K9 Tyler, who unlike Ghost, better not ever be abandoned.

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“Your llama can wait on the handmade rollerblades your uncle made for her.” 

BUT CAN SHE?!

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A delightful Valentine’s Day meeting 

The couple who talks about parking together, stays together.

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-9 degree weather is legit a terrible time to commit crimes 

Seriously though, criminals: get approval from cops first.

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The couple that shoplifts together, stays together (apparently)

 I’d love to know what they said on their Bumble profiles!

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Thanks for some much-needed levity, Cheyenne police!

Until next time …

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