Just north of the Colorado border lies Cheyenne, Wyoming.

And, while it’s worth visiting for an assortment of cowboy bars, the Wyoming State Capitol and all sorts of fun activities, you can get a taste of our northern neighbor thanks to the their police department’s A+ Facebook page.

In addition to posting the usual crime updates, the Cheyenne Police Department has an awesome sense of humor, and it’s high time they get the recognition they deserve.

Case in point? Their latest post. Police departments all over the place post surveillance photos and ask for help finding suspects. That’s not really news. A lot of the time, the photos are laughably bad. That’s also not really news.

The Cheyenne Police Department took this to the next level by actually acknowledging it in a post about a man who hit a clerk at a Kum N Go.

“… yes, we do realize that the photo was taken with a potato, no need to point that out,” the post reads.

Can’t see the post? Click here: http://bit.ly/2BtXf4P

Like other police departments, the folks in Cheyenne have an elf on the shelf. Is this kind of thing overdone? That’s up for debate, but you’ve got to admit … once again, they’re legitimately funny.

This one involves the smarties reference you probably made at one point as a rebellious teen.

Can’t see the post? Click here: http://bit.ly/2CgYmkZ

They also gave their elf on the shelf a gun (no, it’s not real), which is also pretty funny.

Can’t see the post? Click here: http://bit.ly/2j7uhNg

“It probably helps if you can talk.”

Can’t see the post? Click here: http://bit.ly/2CgYDo1

They also shared an A+ photo of a police dog just lounging on the furniture, because he’s a good boy!

Can’t see the post? You legit want to. Click here: http://bit.ly/2AxVEHt

This post involves a guy who stole a bunch of Jack Daniels and then took off in a four-wheeler. Cheyenne Police were pretty straight-forward here, but this is just very Wyoming.

Read about the Jack Daniels bandit here: http://bit.ly/2AC2V9q

This handy graphic about what’s not a mountain lion is great.

Learn how to tell a dog from a mountain lion here: http://bit.ly/2CgFEKm

“Just a friendly reminder from your Cheyenne Police Department that yes, it is illegal to drive while under the influence of heroin …”

Another gem in this post? “Don’t do drugs. Especially don’t do drugs and drive. Really really really don’t do drugs, drive and crash into a fence.”

Can’t see this handy reminder? Click here: http://bit.ly/2zeYuCQ

Cheyenne Police were also ready for alien abductions during the eclipse.

Can’t see the tin-foil hat? Click here: http://bit.ly/2BvcFpx

And helped with a slow-speed pursuit involving a moose:

Can’t see the epic pursuit? Click here: http://bit.ly/2ChZQvm

“… the individuals were possibly under the influence of grass and were armed with horns.”

Can’t see these CRIMINALS?! Click here: http://bit.ly/2Ay06pF

And finally, the best post about an air conditioning heist, simply for the line “he may not be sweaty anymore as he now has an air conditioner.”

Can’t see the post? Click here: http://bit.ly/2CyXskZ

Never change, Cheyenne Police. Never change.