Does it surpass Tim Tebow’s Friar Tuck? Only time will tell.
But despite the hype, rookie Denver Broncos quarterback Paxton Lynch was not spared the blade of his teammates, and his rookie haircut was so bad he had to apologize to his mom.
I couldn't run for long momma I'm sorry 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/WRZyfUY7iq
— Paxton Lynch (@PaxtonLynch) August 18, 2016
What exactly does the haircut look like? It’s long in spots, bald on top and appears to just get weird in the back. A metaphor for life, really.
DeMarcus Ware showed off some other impressive rookie haircuts on Twitter:
Strong alone. Unstoppable together.... buuuut defense won in bowling tonight. 💪🏿🎳 #Horsepower #NiceHairRookie 😜 pic.twitter.com/LwOieKDBjn
— D-Ware (@DeMarcusWare) August 17, 2016
None really compared to the “rat head.”
Rookie haircut day for the Broncos, Kapri Bibbs shared a few on snapchat 😂 pic.twitter.com/Kxvm2I1y4r
— Ryan Koenigsberg (@RyanKoenigsberg) August 16, 2016
And since you rarely have the opportunity to use this photo, here’s Tim Tebow’s rookie haircut in all of its glory (#NeverForget).
