If you happened to get on 9NEWS.com Wednesday, you may have been wondering about the odd closing alerts on our website.
9NEWS' parent company, TEGNA, was doing a little site maintenance work, and someone put in hilarious placeholders for their own amusement. That led to a handful of bizarre school closures appearing on our site, and about 20 other sites throughout the company.
We know at least a few eagle-eyed viewers did spot them, but in case you missed it yourself, they're too funny not to share:
There's Empire State University: closed for skrull invasion.
Gotham Middle School, delayed two hours.
The Quidditch tournament over at Hogwarts Athletics - two-hour delay.
Poor Miami-Dade Elementary School - closed for a Sharknado Crisis; there are no drills for that one.
Classic Pawnee; The high school was closed for a "raccoon problem."
Smallville High School was closed for a Mxyzptlk prank.
Sunnydale High School had to close for some "rabies-like" stuff.
And finally, we had another two-hour delay over at Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters.
Fear not, Denver. Our alternate universe is safe and sound, for now. Quidditch will proceed as scheduled.
